I’m ALWAYS dumb…sometimes it just slips out into the open.
i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK
Speaking as a 5’0” dude, this just described all my ex relationships pretty much. (Well, men and ladies and other identities, I’ve dated all sorts of people, but all much taller and the dominant person of the relationship.)
Amazing people I know well and just want to smoosh their face all the time:
People I like but don’t know as well, also want to smoosh their face:
People I appreciate because they tolerate my mental’ness and I love them lots even when I may not say it out loud:
- All of the above.
the beatles - in my life
Mr. Edgar Wright
I literally just shook my laptop so hard I thought the monitor was going to break off.
ALYSSA. YOU’RE LIVING THE DREAM, MAN. BRING MY PLATONIC HUSBAND HOME TO ME.
Throughout her life, Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has carried the label “brain damaged”. Now, in an exclusive interview with the Observer, the 52-year-old has revealed that she was misdiagnosed after complications at birth and has actually had Asperger’s, a high-functioning form of autism.
Back to the Future as read by some very well known voice actors, in-character. Rob Paulsen, Richard Horvitz, Jess Harnell, Jim Cummings, and mod Jeff Zannini.
Man, I wish I had a World’s End DVD that I could get signed. I still have my two movie ticket stubs from when I saw it in theaters, though. If I get to meet Mr. Wright, I’ll have him sign them. gfdkgjhsldfkg
In reference to the ask you sent me before that I hastily screamed in response to….Oh oh…even if you could get him to sign a blank scrap of paper I would take that and fucking have it tattoo’ed on my person in the near future. “Vincent, wish you were here. Love, Edgar Prime” LOL And then I’d owe you part of my soul. Just saying.
Reasons I can’t ever meet Edgar Prime in person if any of my friends are with me, they’d ALL tell him I do an impression and they’d make me do it and then I’d have to kill myself from shame and embarrassment. lol